Garden parties happen in the garden. Beach parties break out on a beach. But office parties? Do you really want to perch under the strip lighting and ‘talk shop’ with a plastic cup of warm BOGOF Prosecco?
I thought not.
So who can help? Well it won’t be ‘May’s Team’ nor the ‘Corbynistas’ or even ‘Tim, nice but Lib Dem’. Only The Entertainer can save the nation from this madness – so come join the REAL office party!
Mango Tree
Does Belgravia get your vote? Swap vertical blinds and grey stationary cabinets for a spot of well-heeled feng-shui, curtesy of this Thai pleasure palace. Rest assured, with an impressive private space and scrumptious food options, Mango Tree has the party manifesto for merriment!
Zebranos
For something a bit cool and clubby within the square mile, we nominate this funky Aldgate space for election. Zebranos will host the glam-est of team get-togethers in their exclusive lounge. Sit back, sample some lovely cocktails and pile into a modern eclectic menu.
The Escapologist
Throw off your work chains and party like it’s 1899! Boasting a grand victorian hall, devilish pizzas and some seriously wacko cocktails, the Escapologist is the Screaming Lord Sutch of work dos! Sprawling over three Covent Garden floors, this post Royston Vasey gentleman’s club is more than a little outrageous. Just how we like it.
Pier Pressure Boat Party
Now that balmy summer nights are nigh, who could resist putting their cross next to this pun-tastic nautical escapade up the River Thames? With serious music, colourful food and endless refreshment on two decks, no wonder this is unofficially ‘the world’s craziest boat party’. And there’s even a secret after-party party at an undisclosed location! All aboard to watch your line-manager get sea-sick (well that’ll be the excuse on Monday morning).
The best part of all this? Everybody gets to invite their plus one, even if your Manager frowns on it. After all, is Buy One Get One Free with the ENTERTAINER!
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